Baden: Dad won't let me get on the erplane. (Coming out of Brian's office)
Me: Why do you need to get on the airlplane?
(at this point I start writing down because I know it's going to be good)
Baden: Cause I have to go to my chicken farm. I'm going to go outside.
Me: It's too cold to go outside.
Baden: I HAVE to go to work.
Me: No you don't.
Baden: I have to work so I can get money to pay for Georgia's (1 of 6 imaginary friends) house.
Me: Why do you have to pay for her house?
Baden: Because she losed her job on Christmas and she doesn't have any money, so I have to pay for her, and she has to go to high school.
Me: Ok, get your coat on then.
Baden: I have to take my gun cause there woofs (wolves) and bears. I need to call some phone calls.
Me: Why?
Baden: Cause I need some people to come and feed the chickens. Ok, so I gotta go now. (slams the door)
Me: Why do you need to get on the airlplane?
(at this point I start writing down because I know it's going to be good)
Baden: Cause I have to go to my chicken farm. I'm going to go outside.
Me: It's too cold to go outside.
Baden: I HAVE to go to work.
Me: No you don't.
Baden: I have to work so I can get money to pay for Georgia's (1 of 6 imaginary friends) house.
Me: Why do you have to pay for her house?
Baden: Because she losed her job on Christmas and she doesn't have any money, so I have to pay for her, and she has to go to high school.
Me: Ok, get your coat on then.
Baden: I have to take my gun cause there woofs (wolves) and bears. I need to call some phone calls.
Me: Why?
Baden: Cause I need some people to come and feed the chickens. Ok, so I gotta go now. (slams the door)
When I told Brian about this exchange, he said, "The recession is hitting imaginary people, how sad."
17 comments:
Baden always has the most interesting/funny/creative things to say during carpool. So glad you're writing the things he says at home down too. You don't want to forget these things.
Follow-up questions for Baden:
Where did Georgia work? I assume she/he was a day laborer, based on discussions I've had with Baden.
Why do you need to fly an erplane to the chicken farm? A pilot license has got to be more difficult for a 3 yr old to acquire than a regular DL.
How did Georgia manage high school, work and mortgage payments before you came along?
So many questions to ask . . .
soooo entertaining! what an awesome kid with such a great spirit of service about him! =)
My favorite part: I need to call some phone calls. Awesome.
Very cute! I'm with Alicia, the call some phone calls was my favorite part too.
There's a reason Baden is my favorite..he's so hilarious and he doesn't even know it.
He's so cute! and Happy belated Birthday!
What a great conversation. I love his imagination.
That is very funny. I love hearing what kids say.
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard Brian say. I loved it. Baden has a very good imagination and heart.
SO funny.
I'm totally laughing! Has he been watching alot of news segments or something?! How old is he again?
Tash that is hillarious. Jackson used to say erplane too. That was one of our favorites along with 'Uncle Evli."
I love that kid I wish we could see you guys more!
I was lauphing out loud...
Baden Dynamite:
I need to make some dang phone calls, alright? Gosh!
I'm glad I don't live in Alaska. I'm tired of shooting wolverines. Gosh!
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